A Companion to Witticisms is a compendium of mental espressos! It is refreshing and spicy! The canon is multum in parvo: much in less: talk less, say more! Sharpen your wit and leave the listener both amused and impressed. This book will become your go-to resource, be it in school or college, at a debate, or a private tête-à-tête. Why, even when you intend to whisper sweet nothings!
The rudiments of witticism have been well-defined for the reader, and the parameters spelt out. It’s a collection of witticisms that one would want to read over and over again. So then, just read, record, recall, and thereafter the mike is all yours!
Here comes a collection of the unexpected—the secret recipe behind witticisms, statements that take a sharp turn and are impeccably crafted. Thoughts and words are packaged into bite-sized brilliance, a perfect zinger!
Sample these:
• The best way to lose weight is to leave it on the plate.
• No opportunity is lost; the other fellow takes it.
• Love quickens all the senses, except common sense.
• Perhaps the most necessary automobile accessory is a wallet.
• Facts do not change; feelings do.
• Begin where you are, but don't stay there.
• In order to move ahead, use your head.